Ted Cruz Defeats Beto O’Rourke in TX Senate Race

Triumph Insult Comic Dog: Ted Cruz So Racist He Got 9 AM Hour of ‘Today’

Jim Carrey encouraged Democrat Texans to "vote like there's no tomorrow" on Twitter, and he took shots at Ted Cruz by calling him a "bloodsucker", which was depicted in an original drawing by Carrey. He describes Cruz's desire to repeal Obamacare as something that could potentially kill "way more people than the Zodiac", emphasizing the "way more" again and again so many times that the Cruz supporters chuckling at his joke (but still supporting Cruz) have to actually think about it.

Triumph replied with a burn that might've left a scar.

Despite the jokes at his expense, Cruz did play along with the bit, even telling a police officer who appeared to be holding Triumph back that everything was okay.

"Does it concern you that half your base thinks they can vote for you through Instagram?" he asked.

"What do you have that Ted Cruz doesn't have?" A CBP spokesman said today's activities are "operational readiness exercises" related to preparing for the caravan, which is still hundreds of miles south of the border. "Besides the ability to regenerate his tail", Triumph cracked, as Beto tried his best not to laugh.

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The high-profile 11th hour endorsement came as American voters were pouring into polling stations to wrap a heated midterm campaign seen as a test of Donald Trump's contentious presidency. The most recent Emerson poll (October 30) showing Cruz at +3, and the latest Quinnipiac (October 28) showing +5, the RealClearPolitics average is giving Cruz a Cruz +6.8 over O'Rourke.

The singer joins a number of other celebrities - including fellow Houston native Travis Scott - who have voiced support for the candidate.

"I just want to say to Triumph, my advice is walk away", Cruz quipped. "I'm not 'overwhelming scientific evidence of global warming'". "Is that covered under the GOP healthcare plan?"

'I support spaying and neutering, just like Trump did to you!', Triumph quipped.

"I'm going to coach you", Triumph told voters. "Just like Trump did to you".

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