Stormy Daniels Compares Trump's Penis to Toad From Mario Kart

Not now Toad

More specifically, she said Trump has a "smaller than average penis" but "not freakishly small".

Donald Trump once received a telephone call from Hillary Clinton when he was in a hotel room with Stormy Daniels, and the pair talked about "our plan", Daniels reportedly alleges in her new tell-all book Full Disclosure.

In one section of the book, she discusses the time Trump's bodyguard invited her to dinner, which really ended up being an invitation to Trump's penthouse. "Like a toadstool..." Daniels added that "it may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had".

"He knows he has an unusual penis", Daniels writes.

People weren't very happy to have learned the new information:And some were upset that Daniels would associate Toad with the "Mario Kart" series when the character is known for a larger role throughout the Mario franchise. Now free from her confidentiality agreement, Daniels is telling the world all about her night from hell. She is now suing for the contract to be dissolved, arguing that Trump never signed it.

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America's always been fascinated with the penises of presidents, and Trump himself has openly discussed the size of it, saying he had "no problem" down there, and noting that it was not "small".

Daniels further alleges that Trump "didn't want" to be president, and offered to help her succeed on his reality television show, "The Apprentice".

This particular concept with which we are wrangling comes to us courtesy of Stormy Daniels' book Full Disclosure, which The Guardian managed to get an early copy of.

According to the Guardian, Daniels says she slept with Trump after a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, Calif., where he was wearing a red baseball cap reminiscent of the MAGA headgear he'd later make famous. "And we can devise your technique".

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